Ceramic Flowers - Large
25% Off At CartWelcome to the big leagues of wall decor, where our faux flowers are so massive, they practically qualify as roommates. These 5 to 10 inch ceramic wonders are here to revolutionize your home decor game, or at least give you something to dust regularly.
Behold our crown jewels: the Mofo mint, green, and blue. They're so popular, we're considering running for office on a pro-giant-flower platform. Most come in pretty boxes, because we know you love unwrapping things you've already seen online. Except the Mofo blue - it's so colossal, we had to settle for a brown box. It's like the Godzilla of home decor, but with better aesthetics.
Don't fret about installation - each flower has a keyhole back, making mounting easier than explaining why you bought a giant ceramic flower. Just grab a screw and voila! Instant wall art. Or, if you prefer, use them as exceptionally stylish dust collectors. We won't judge.
Designing these beauties is our chance to flex our creative muscles. It's not often we get to make something both expensive and awesome. Usually, it's one or the other. But here, we've managed both! Aren't you lucky?
So go ahead, embrace the absurdity. After all, nothing says "I have impeccable taste" quite like a wall full of enormous faux flowers. Your guests will be... impressed? Confused? Both? Only time will tell.
Ceramic Flowers - Large
Welcome to the big leagues of wall decor, where our faux flowers are so massive, they practically qualify as roommates. These 5 to 10 inch ceramic wonders are here to revolutionize your home decor game, or at least give you something to dust regularly.
Behold our crown jewels: the Mofo mint, green, and blue. They're so popular, we're considering running for office on a pro-giant-flower platform. Most come in pretty boxes, because we know you love unwrapping things you've already seen online. Except the Mofo blue - it's so colossal, we had to settle for a brown box. It's like the Godzilla of home decor, but with better aesthetics.
Don't fret about installation - each flower has a keyhole back, making mounting easier than explaining why you bought a giant ceramic flower. Just grab a screw and voila! Instant wall art. Or, if you prefer, use them as exceptionally stylish dust collectors. We won't judge.
Designing these beauties is our chance to flex our creative muscles. It's not often we get to make something both expensive and awesome. Usually, it's one or the other. But here, we've managed both! Aren't you lucky?
So go ahead, embrace the absurdity. After all, nothing says "I have impeccable taste" quite like a wall full of enormous faux flowers. Your guests will be... impressed? Confused? Both? Only time will tell.
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Winters in Toronto birth peculiar habits among artists. Take Sarah, who migrates north like some confused bird, trading warmer climes for the fluorescent glow of a cramped studio. The latest pilgrimage coincided with the launch of the "France" collection - a name that drips with pretension while perfectly capturing the essence of these ceramic flowers, each petal frozen in perpetual bloom beneath January's savage winds. The whole affair feels distinctly Canadian: practical yet desperately yearning for European sophistication.
Handcrafted Ceramic Flowers
Made from premium ceramic, our flowers retain their vibrant colors and shape year after year, offering lasting elegance.
Endless combination
The ceramic flower studio resembles a hoarder's paradise, minus the dead cats and TV guides. Twenty two years of obsessive crafting has spawned a botanical army that would make Georgia O'Keeffe blush. Over 150 varieties crowd the shelves, each petal and stamen vying for attention like desperate actors at a cattle call. The whole scene brings to mind those people who collect porcelain dolls until their houses collapse. But fear not - salvation comes in the form of curated collections, thoughtfully assembled by hands that have spent far too much time glazing tiny pistils.
30-Day Chive Return
Changed your mind? No problem. You’ve got 30 days to return it—no questions asked (okay, maybeonejudgment-free eyebrow raise). Just send it back in new condition and we’ll refund you. Final sale items are forever, like bad tattoos. Questions? Hit us up—we don’t bite (unless provoked).
Same-Day GTA Delivery
Can't leave your couch? No problem! We'll deliver across Toronto, Mississauga, Scarborough, Richmondmill, Markham and Vaughan starting at $14 for our standard next-day delivery. For quick same-day just give us a call when ordering. We're like Uber Eats for plant needs - minus the chance of it arriving half-eaten.
Canada Wide Delivery on Goods
Not in the GTA? Don’t panic. We don’t gatekeep our goods. All our hard goods like pots, vases and ceramic flowers ships Canada-wide—from coast to moose-populated coast. Whether you're downtown Vancouver or chilling in Nova Scotia, your order’s on its way. No GTA status required. We’re inclusive like that.
