Ceramic Flower Wall Art Pearl Medium Flower

$34.65

Description
I never thought I'd find myself waxing poetic about a ceramic flower, but here I am, practically composing sonnets to an pearl colored chrysanthemum that's about as real as my childhood claims of being a long-lost royal heir. This November birth flower, masquerading as wall decor, has somehow managed to elevate my living room from "vaguely inhabitable" to "almost sophisticated" with the ease of a con artist at a retiree convention. When I first hung this faux floral wonder on my wall, using its convenient keyhole (because apparently, even fake flowers need an escape route), I half expected my neighbors to burst in and stage an intervention. "We're here about your sudden interest in interior design," they'd say, concern etched on their faces. But no, the only reaction I got was from my cat, who seemed personally offended that I'd introduced competition for wall space without consulting her first. This chrysanthemum, in all its pearl glory, has become the conversation piece I never knew I needed. Guests invariably ask, "Is that a flower or a very confused dinner plate?" To which I respond, with all the gravitas of a sommelier describing a fine wine, "It's art, darling. It blooms eternally, much like my debt." The truth is, this ceramic imposter has brought more joy to my living room than any real plant ever could. It's a constant reminder that sometimes in life, the fake can be just as satisfying as the real thing – especially when it doesn't require you to remember whether it prefers tap water or the tears of your enemies to thrive. And if anyone questions my choice in decor, I'll simply tell them it's not just a flower – it's a lifestyle. A never-wilting, always-perfect, November-born lifestyle that just might be the best thing to happen to my walls since I discovered the magic of spackle.
Product Details
  • Year Designed: 2024
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging

CHIVE'S CERAMIC FLOWER

Where Trends Go Green with Envy!

Why bother with a fleeting bouquet that wilts faster than your weekend plans? Chive's Ceramic Wall Hanging Flowers are the forever-blooming stars of the show. They won't ditch you for a vase, and they never argue about who's taking up space on the dining table. Say goodbye to floral drama and hello to everlasting style.

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