Ivory Monch Aster

$34.65

Pickup available at A.N. Deringer c/o Chive Inc

Usually ready in 24 hours



Description
I never imagined I'd find myself waxing poetic about a fake flower, yet here I am, utterly captivated by a ceramic dahlia that's about as real as my childhood dreams of becoming a professional mime. This little ivory number, no larger than a hamster's delusions of grandeur, has somehow managed to revolutionize my living room decor and my understanding of modern art in one fell swoop. When I first laid eyes on this imitation bloom, I thought, "Well, isn't this the height of botanical deception?" But as I hung it on my wall, positioning it just so, I realized I'd stumbled upon the Holy Grail of lazy gardening. Here was a flower that would never wilt, never need watering, and never judge me for my complete lack of horticultural skills. This abstract artwork, masquerading as a dahlia, has become the conversation piece I never knew I needed. Guests invariably ask, "Is that a flower or a very confused seashell?" To which I respond, with all the gravitas of a museum curator, "It's modern art, darling. It's whatever you want it to be." The truth is, this ceramic imposter has brought more joy to my living room than any real plant ever could. It's a constant reminder that sometimes in life, the fake can be just as satisfying as the real thing – especially when it doesn't require you to remember whether it prefers tap water or the tears of your enemies to thrive.
Dimensions
  • 10.16 cm (4") diameter, 6.6 cm (2.6") height
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2023
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Handmade With Anxiety and Excellent Taste


Makes a Stunning Table Accent

These ceramic flowers will make your friends wonder if you've secretly been taking pottery classes in Tuscany. You haven't, but let them think it

Pretty Boxes

Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.

Ready-to-Hang Artwork

Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Holiday Magic, Delivered Instantly

Give them the thrill of picking their own perfect piece. A Chive gift card is the no-stress, all-delight way to gift beautifully.

Over 150 varieties of flowers means

Endless Possibilities

Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.

Leave the guesswork to us

Curated Collections

One glance at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches, and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Ceramic or glass options for every occasion.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.

Customer Reviews

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Tatiana Fetig
So Easy to Hang

Just one nail and done! Looks like pro decor.

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Jill Kaufmann
Beautiful!

Love this item! Well crafted and absolutely beautiful!

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Anonymous
Incredible

The creators at Chive are such masterful artists. I placed an order hoping to get some beautiful accents for my home. What arrived is better craftsmanship and originality than I imagined. If you’re looking for statement pieces for your home that leave visitors asking “where did you get these?” you should definitely place an order.