For the Plant Person Who Treats Cuttings Like Currency

Twelve pieces of propagation paradise for the friend who sees every plant as potential for dozens more. Ten Loft propagation vases because apparently one isn't enough for these botanical multiplication enthusiasts, plus Verte RX's propagation juice - which sounds vaguely illegal but is actually just concentrated rooting hormone. This is for the person who arrives at parties with cuttings wrapped in damp paper towels like some sort of chlorophyll dealer, who has propagation stations in every room, and who gets genuinely excited when their pothos grows a new node. The greeting card acknowledges that you're enabling their plant cloning operation. They'll use this to create an army of spider plant babies that they'll force upon unsuspecting visitors, spreading their obsession like a beautiful, oxygen-producing virus.