Pear Green Calico Aster

$39.65



Description

I never thought I'd be the type to lose sleep over what to hang on a wall, but there I was, at 3 AM, locked in a staring contest with a ceramic flower that looked like it had been plucked from the garden of an indecisive Martian. This wasn't just any wall art decor; it was a conversation piece that practically begged, "Ask me about my identity crisis!" The flower in question was a verdant wonder with tips glazed a rich brown, as if it couldn't decide whether to be a plant or a chocolate-dipped confection. It was the kind of modern artwork that made you wonder if you'd accidentally stumbled into a gallery opening or a botanist's fever dream.



My brother, ever the pragmatist, asked, "Don't you think it's a bit... conflicted?" I snorted. "darling, when has 'emotional stability' ever been a prerequisite for great art?" As I hung it on the wall, I couldn't help but feel a surge of triumph. Here I was, a man who once thought fine art was a framed poster of dogs playing poker, now the proud owner of a ceramic flower that could probably spark a philosophical debate about the nature of reality. It was perplexing, it was bold, and it was absolutely perfect.



"You know," I told him, "some people might say it's just a confused succulent. But to me, it's a masterpiece. A green and brown masterpiece that says, 'I'm not afraid to let my walls look like they're hosting an extraterrestrial garden party.'" And really, isn't that what great art is all about?

Dimensions
  • 11.43 cm (4.5") diameter, 5 cm (2") height
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2020
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Zero Bees, All Beauty, Gift Box Included


Makes a Stunning Table Accent

These ceramic flowers will make your friends wonder if you've secretly been taking pottery classes in Tuscany. You haven't, but let them think it

Pretty Boxes

Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.

Ready-to-Hang Artwork

Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Holiday Magic, Delivered Instantly

Give them the thrill of picking their own perfect piece. A Chive gift card is the no-stress, all-delight way to gift beautifully.

Over 150 varieties of flowers means

Endless Possibilities

Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.

Leave the guesswork to us

Curated Collections

One glance at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches, and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Ceramic or glass options for every occasion.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.