Peridot Green Maiden Lotus
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Description
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I'd be this excited about a fake flower, yet here I am, gushing over a ceramic lotus like it's the second coming of indoor plumbing. This little green marvel, no bigger than a hamster's fever dream, arrived ready to transform my bathroom into a spa-like oasis – or at least convince visitors I have a modicum of taste.
The moment I laid eyes on its delicate petals, I knew my days of staring at blank walls while contemplating life's mysteries on the toilet were over. This lotus, with its keyhole back as practical as it is mysterious, was about to elevate my lavatory experience to heights I never thought possible outside of a five-star resort or a particularly ambitious gas station.
As I hung it on the wall, I couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. Here I was, a grown adult, proudly displaying a fake flower in my bathroom like it was the Mona Lisa of modern decor. It's the kind of wall art that makes you wonder if you've finally made it in life or if you're just really good at faking it – much like the lotus itself. But you know what? There's something oddly comforting about this little green imposter. In a world of constant chaos, it's nice to have a bit of perpetual bloom, even if it's as fake as my enthusiasm for kale smoothies.
And if anyone questions my choice in bathroom decor, I'll simply tell them it's not just a flower – it's a conversation piece. A waterproof, never-wilting, always-perfect conversation piece that just might be the best thing to happen to my bathroom since I discovered three-ply toilet paper..
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Product Detail
- Year Designed: 2023
- Material: Ceramic
- Finish: Glazed
- Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Makes a Stunning Table Accent
These ceramic flowers will make your friends wonder if you've secretly been taking pottery classes in Tuscany. You haven't, but let them think it
Pretty Boxes
Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.
Ready-to-Hang Artwork
Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.
Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart
Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.
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Description
Chive’s Pretty Little Book of Flowers — the cutest coffee table book you didn’t know you needed (but totally do). This petite powerhouse is packed with full-color photos of every single ceramic flower ever designed by Chive. Yup, the whole blooming bunch!
Whether you're a longtime fan of Chive’s quirky floral creations or just love anything that makes your home look a little more joyful, this pretty little book is pure eye candy. Flip through pages of vibrant ceramic flowers — from bold statement blooms to soft, delicate petals — and fall in love all over again (or for the first time).
Why you’ll love it:
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Features every ceramic flower in Chive’s collection (yes, even that one you missed!)
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Bright, colorful photography that pops right off the page
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Small, square, and stylish — perfect for coffee tables, shelves, and gifting
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A fun and fabulous gift for flower lovers, ceramic fans, and home décor junkies
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A mini celebration of creativity, design, and floral obsession
Whether you're collecting, decorating, or just flipping through for a quick hit of happy, Chive’s Pretty Little Book of Flowers is guaranteed to spark joy — one ceramic bloom at a time.
Endless Possibilities
Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.
Curated Collections
One glance at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches, and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.
How to Hang
One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.
Bloom in Style
There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.
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