Pearlescent Ranunculus

$21.95



Description
My sister once told me that only serial killers and divorcées hang fake flowers on their bathroom walls. But there it was, this artificial ranunculus, pearl-white and delicate as a soap bubble, complete with its own little keyhole backing like some Victorian-era secret passage in miniature. I found it at one of those home décor stores where everything smells like vanilla and disappointment. The kind of place where middle-aged women go to buy signs that say "Live, Laugh, Love" in cursive font. But this flower was different. It had a certain je ne sais quoi, if je ne sais quoi means "the ability to make your bathroom look like it belongs to someone who has their life together." The thing about fake flowers is that they're immune to my particular brand of neglect. Real plants in my care tend to develop a death wish within days, but this pearl ranunculus persists, perpetually blooming on my bathroom wall like some sort of modern art installation. It catches the light from my unflattering overhead bulb and transforms it into something almost magical. Sometimes, when I'm brushing my teeth, I catch myself staring at it and thinking that maybe serial killers and divorcées are onto something after all.
Dimensions
  • 8.89 cm (3.5") diameter, 4.57 cm (1.8") height
Product Detail
  • Year Designed: 2024
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Finish: Glazed
  • Keyhole for Wall Hanging
Handmade With Anxiety and Excellent Taste


Makes a Stunning Table Accent

These ceramic flowers will make your friends wonder if you've secretly been taking pottery classes in Tuscany. You haven't, but let them think it

Pretty Boxes

Our ceramic flowers come pre-boxed. Twelve different boxes, each one prettier than your actual wrapping job would've been. Finally, a gift that admits what we've all been thinking.

Ready-to-Hang Artwork

Behind every flower lurks a keyhole, ready for your screw. It's refreshingly uncomplicated—like friendship before social media or coffee before everyone had opinions about it.

Crafted by Hand, Designed by Heart

Every ceramic bloom in our collection is lovingly shaped by hand, reflecting our commitment to artisan craftsmanship and thoughtful design. Our design-forward approach ensures each piece isn't just decorative—it's a carefully considered work of art that elevates your everyday spaces. These handcrafted flowers bring lasting beauty to your home, because the most meaningful moments deserve surroundings as thoughtfully made as the memories they hold.

Holiday Magic, Delivered Instantly

Give them the thrill of picking their own perfect piece. A Chive gift card is the no-stress, all-delight way to gift beautifully.

Over 150 varieties of flowers means

Endless Possibilities

Try as you might to create something hideous with our ceramic flowers, you'll fail spectacularly. It's like being handed a foolproof recipe for sophistication. Every arrangement looks like you've secretly attended Swiss finishing school, when really you're just winging it.

Leave the guesswork to us

Curated Collections

One glance at ceramic flowers and the mind starts spinning like a deranged mathematician at a pottery sale. Thirty-one million possibilities lurk in those delicate petals - enough combinations to drive even the most dedicated decorator to drink. Through countless installations, watching clients wobble between choices while clutching paint swatches, and muttering about feng shui, certain arrangements have emerged as clear winners. Here they are, tested and proven, saving countless hours of existential design crisis.

How to Hang

One discovers these flowers, each bearing a secret: a tiny keyhole nestled in the back, waiting for its destiny. The ritual feels almost predetermined - reaching into that dusty jar of orphaned screws, the ones squirreled away over countless home projects. Those odd bits of metal, collected like precious coins, finally finding their purpose. A quick twist of the drill, and there hangs beauty, supported by hardware whose previous life remains a mystery.

Ceramic or glass options for every occasion.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” to masterpiece. Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.