Fast Food Combo #2 Ornament Set
Pickup currently unavailable at A.N. Deringer c/o Chive Inc
There's No Such Thing as Just One Ornament
Pick a favorite. Then accept that "just one" was never really an option.
Get a hilarious twist for your Christmas tree with our Funny Glass Christmas Ornaments. Featuring miniature replicas of all your favorite fast food items! Buy them as a Combo Meal for a better deal!
Combo #2 includes 1 of each Fast Food Combo, Pizza, Bacon, and Chinese Take Out.
- Material: Glass
- Composition: Hand-blown borosilicate glass
- Finish: Hand painted
- Hardware: pre-strung with a minimalist cord
- Year Designed: 2024
Remember, treat these ornaments like you would a friendship with someone who brings good wine: gently. Keep them in a safe spot when not in use, avoid introducing them to toddlers or cats, and they'll be around for many holidays to come.
Shipping
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- Canada Wide Shipping: from coast to coast — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused hard good items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
Delivery:
- Delivered by hand across Toronto and the GTA.
- Next business day; same-day when you call the shop.
- Local GTA delivery starts at $14
- Call for a quote outside of the GTA
Pickup: Order online by 3pm and collect it the same day at:
702 Queen St. W.,
Toronto, ON M6J 1E7
437-777-5021
We are open for in-store shopping
Mon to Thurs: 12pm - 7pm
Fri to Sun: 11am - 7pm
Gift to someone with actual taste
Give the gift of good taste (finally). These vintage-inspired glass ornaments say “I know style” without screaming it. Perfect for friends who hate basic.
Upgrade your tree with vintage vibes
Your tree deserves better than plastic sparkle. These handcrafted glass ornaments bring retro charm and serious glow-up energy to every branch.
Get your tree looking insta-worthy
Ready for your tree’s close-up? These ornaments deliver vintage glam and photo-ready sparkle. Just add twinkle lights and watch the likes roll in.
Storage Do’s and Don’ts:
(Because Yes, They’re Fragile)
- Do wrap each ornament individually in soft tissue paper, bubble wrap, or a gentle cloth. (No, shoving them in a shoebox with tinsel does not count.)
- Don’t let them clink around in a box together. That’s a recipe for heartbreak and glittery shards.
- Do store them in a sturdy container (plastic bins with dividers = chef’s kiss) and keep it in a cool, dry place — no attics or sketchy basements, please.
Pro Tip: Label the box like your life depends on it.
Write it on every side, not just the top, since nobody unloading a truck reads the top first. If you're storing these for next year, do future you a favor and note what's inside beyond just "ornaments." A little specificity now saves a lot of bubble wrap archaeology in eleven months.
Ornaments Are a Great Gift. We Have Opinions About the Rest.
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Where a lump of glass becomes the thing everyone fights over during the divorce.
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