For Someone Who Appreciates Flowers That Can't Die

Three ceramic flowers in a gift box, solving the eternal problem of giving flowers to someone who's murdered every living plant they've owned. These come keyholed for hanging, because apparently we're mounting flowers on walls now like botanical taxidermy. The gift box means you don't have to wrap anything, which is the real gift here. Perfect for the friend who loves flowers but travels too much to keep them alive, who has cats that eat everything green, or who simply accepts that some of us weren't meant to nurture living things. They'll hang these on their wall, tell everyone they're "sculptural elements," and never have to feel guilty about forgetting to water them. It's evolution, really - we've finally created flowers that match our commitment level.