For the Condo Dweller Who Insists Fresh Basil Changes Everything

The urban farmer's starter kit, complete with five herb varieties and a Liberte planter featuring black owls, because nothing says "I grow my own oregano" like decorative birds of prey. This bundle includes organic plant food (because God forbid your basil isn't organic), vitamins to ensure your cilantro doesn't immediately bolt and break your heart, and a crystal-clear mister for that professional greenhouse aesthetic. The greeting card saves you from admitting you bought this at the last minute. Perfect for the friend who pays $7 for three sprigs of rosemary at Whole Foods while complaining about grocery prices. They'll successfully grow two of the five herbs, use them once in a caprese salad they'll photograph from fourteen angles, then let them flower while feeling tremendously accomplished about their "herb garden."