For the Friend Who Says What Everyone's Thinking

Ten greeting cards that say what Hallmark won't, wouldn't, and probably shouldn't. From "Happy non-milestone birthday" to "At your age, Zuckerberg was a billionaire," this collection covers every occasion where conventional sentiment falls short. Each card comes with an envelope, because we're not complete savages, and the satisfaction of giving someone a card that actually makes them laugh instead of immediately recycling it. Perfect for the friend whose humor tends toward the inappropriate, who appreciates honesty over sentiment, and who probably shouldn't be trusted to pick out their own cards. These are the cards you give when "Thinking of You" really means "I thought of you and laughed." They'll keep these, frame their favorites, and use them as conversation starters at parties where they'll claim they "found them at this quirky little shop."