Here's a plant. It's very quiet. - Greeting Card
Pickup available at A.N. Deringer c/o Chive Inc
Usually ready in 24 hours
One Card Is Never Enough:
Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.
Take a moment to inventory the noise: the phone that chimes, the group chat that never sleeps, the doorbell camera narrating the street, the inbox reproducing overnight. Every object in modern life has developed a voice and an urgent need to use it. Then there is this plant. It makes no sound. It has no updates, no alerts, no breaking news. It sits in the window converting light into leaves at a volume of exactly zero, and it will go on doing that for years without once requiring a response. In an economy built on interruption, silence has become the rarest material available. Here is a living piece of it. You're welcome.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
Shipping
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- Canada Wide Shipping: from coast to coast — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused hard good items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
Delivery:
- Delivered by hand across Toronto and the GTA.
- Next business day; same-day when you call the shop.
- Local GTA delivery starts at $14
- Call for a quote outside of the GTA
Pickup: Order online by 3pm and collect it the same day at:
702 Queen St. W.,
Toronto, ON M6J 1E7
437-777-5021
We are open for in-store shopping
Mon to Thurs: 12pm - 7pm
Fri to Sun: 11am - 7pm
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