Intoxicated

Saltwater Serenade with Mineral Notes & Guaiacwood

Spicy
Woodsy


$28.85

An incense candle whose first impression is juniper berry, cypress, and red berries before saltwater and the actual incense note carry the middle somewhere heady and deliberately loose — a scent profile that justifies the name before the first session is half over. Intoxicated finds its base in oud minerals, guaiacwood, amber, and cedarwood, each of them settling dark and low enough to change the character of a room entirely once the lighter opening notes clear. The coconut-soy wax keeps the incense from turning acrid by releasing heavier resin molecules at a gentle thermal threshold rather than scorching them the way a paraffin formula would. Two wicks form a complete surface melt within forty minutes of lighting, the soy comes from one domestic farm and was refined on site before coconut wax joined the blend, and the eight-ounce glass absorbs sixty-plus hours of recurring heat without stress. Vegan from wax to wick to oil, hand-poured, with no phthalates or paraffin in the formula.

Your Scent Journey

Light Intoxicated and the juniper hits first — sharp, herbal, almost pushy about it. Cypress slides in after that like a friend suggesting one more drink, green and fresh and making everything sound like a good idea. The mineral notes show up next, smooth and a little reckless, and then guaiacwood darkens the room with this woody depth that makes you feel more mysterious than your browser history supports. Saltwater and sea kelp drift in last and the whole thing goes slightly hypnotic — oceanic, warm, the scent of a night that started with 'just one.' By the time it's fully going, you smell like a decision you won't regret in the morning. Which, if we're honest, is a rarer thing than it should be.

Scent Notes

Top: Juniper Berry, Cypress, Red Berries, Cardamom

Middle: Saltwater, Sea Kelp, Rainwater, Incense

Base: Oud Minerals, Guaiacwood, Amber, Cedarwood

Candle Care

Candle Care (Because You’re Basically an Adult Now)

  • Trim your wicks to ¼" before lighting. Unless you enjoy mushroom tops—no judgment.
  • Let it burn edge to edge the first time (3 hours minimum). This isn’t a speed date.
  • Keep those wicks centered and upright—like your standards.
  • Limit burn time to 4 hours per session. Even candles need a rest day.
  • When you’re down to ¼" of wax, it’s time to part ways. Try not to cry.

Bonus Round: Recycle & Reuse

Packaging? Fully recyclable.

That gorgeous glass jar? Don’t toss it. Give it a second life as a plant pot, makeup brush holder, or home for random paperclips. Because sustainability looks good on you.

Soy wax, because we're not monsters

Vegan, clean-burning, and zero guilt. Your walls won't turn black, your lungs won't protest, and somewhere a soybean farmer is smiling.

Double cotton wicks

Two is better than one, like kidneys or chances at love. These babies throw scent like passive-aggressive comments at Thanksgiving dinner: thoroughly and effectively throughout the entire room.

The 15-minute rule

Good candles need foreplay. After a quarter hour, all those scent molecules start mingling like guests at an awkward party who finally found the wine. This is when the magic happens. Cheap candles? They peak immediately and disappoint forever.

The Philosophy of No Waste

(Or: How We Convinced Ourselves We're Saving the Planet)

✔ All our soybeans are grown right here, probably judging us from their stalks

✔ They travel a grueling half-mile journey to become wax (the carbon footprint of a hummingbird)

✔ Each candle is hand-poured into containers we're absolutely certain you'll repurpose for cocktails (we're optimists)

✔ It's farm-to-table, except it's farm-to-flame, which sounds more dangerous but isn't

✔ 100% vegan, biodegradable, and clean-burning—because apparently that needs to be said now

About the Burn

Modern Fling Candle – Clean Burn, Big Throw, Zero Drama

Meet your new obsession: the Modern Fling Two-Wick 8 oz Candle. It’s the candle that smells amazing, burns beautifully, and makes your home feel like it has its life together. Made from a clean-burning coconut soy wax blend (vegan, obviously), this little beauty delivers a bold scent throw that fills the room—not just the corner of your coffee table. With over 60 hours of burn time, it’s a commitment you’ll actually want to keep.

The double wick design means an even, smooth burn every time—no tunneling, no soot, no nonsense. Just steady flames, good vibes, and maybe a little self-congratulation for your impeccable taste.

Hot Stuff:

What Makes This Candle So Good

✔ Clean-Burning Blend: Made from natural soy and coconut wax for a smooth, eco-friendly burn.
✔ Double Wick Design: Even melting, stronger scent throw, and a cozy glow every time.
✔ Long-Lasting Burn: Enjoy over 60 hours of aromatic bliss.
✔ Perfect Size: Each candle holds 8 oz of pure, fragrant goodness.

Ceramic or glass options for every occasion.

Bloom in Style

There’s no better way to show off your flowers than in a Chive vase. Sleek, playful, and never boring—our vases are like the cool best friend who makes everyone look better. Whether it’s a single stem or a full-on bouquet, Chive turns your floral game from “meh” tomasterpiece.Your flowers did the blooming—let us handle the flexing.

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Why let your flowers die when they can live forever?

These low-maintenance beauties can hang as wall art or add a pop of color to your tablescape, without ever needing water or sunlight. Perfect for those who want to show they care, but not enough to remember to water real flowers. They also make a perfect gift for someone who appreciates beauty without the commitment—because who has time to keep flowers alive, anyway?