Meet your new friend she thrives on neglect and side-eye - Greeting Card

Introductions are in order. Her name is negotiable, her botanical credentials are excellent, and her personality profile reads as follows: independent, unbothered, visibly judgmental in a way that means nothing and should not be taken personally. She does not want daily attention. She wants a window, a drink every couple of weeks, and the general understanding that she was managing fine before you arrived. Ignore her slightly and she flourishes; hover and she wilts out of spite. In other words, she is the ideal roommate for a person whose calendar is already full. The adoption paperwork is this card. Sign nothing. Just set her down somewhere bright and let the friendship begin.