Sexy beasts like you need a little greenery, so I got you a plant. - Greeting Card
Pickup available at A.N. Deringer c/o Chive Inc
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Magnificent creatures deserve appropriate habitat. Zoos figured this out generations ago; home decor is only now catching up. The recipient of this card is, by any honest assessment, a magnificent creature — commanding, warm-blooded, impossible to ignore — and yet has been living in an enclosure with insufficient foliage. This is a welfare issue. The accompanying plant corrects it: one piece of jungle, scaled for indoor use, installed so the resident wildlife finally has scenery worthy of the presence. The beast supplies the roar. The greenery supplies the backdrop. Together they turn an apartment into an exhibit people would pay admission to visit. Consider the habitat officially upgraded, and the beast officially spoiled.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
Shipping
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- Canada Wide Shipping: from coast to coast — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused hard good items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
Delivery:
- Delivered by hand across Toronto and the GTA.
- Next business day; same-day when you call the shop.
- Local GTA delivery starts at $14
- Call for a quote outside of the GTA
Pickup: Order online by 3pm and collect it the same day at:
702 Queen St. W.,
Toronto, ON M6J 1E7
437-777-5021
We are open for in-store shopping
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Fri to Sun: 11am - 7pm
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