Welcome to the real world, it sucks, you're going to love it. - Greeting Card - Chive Ceramics Studio - Cards - Chive Ceramics Studio
Welcome to the real world, it sucks, you're going to love it. - Greeting Card - Chive Ceramics Studio - Cards - Chive Ceramics Studio
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Graduation & Congrats Cards

Welcome to the real world, it sucks, you're going to love it. - Greeting Card

$3.95
Pressed Lettering
Envelope Included
30-day return policy

Pickup available at A.N. Deringer c/o Chive Inc

Usually ready in 24 hours

One Card Is Never Enough:

Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.

Congratulations — the diploma is real, the ceremony is over, and the real world is now accepting your application whether or not you finished filling it out. Here is what the commencement speech skipped: the real world is more expensive than advertised, more administrative than seems necessary, and nobody in it will ever again tell you what to do next, which is the terrifying part and also the entire point. The sucking is specific: taxes, rent, a printer that requires your involvement. The loving is larger: actual friendships, actual decisions, an actual version of you that could not have existed anywhere else. Welcome in. It is terrible here. You are going to thrive.

Product detail
  • Occasion/category: Graduation
  • Tone: Funny
  • Inside status: Blank inside
  • Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
  • Paper weight: 110lb
  • Inclusion: White envelope
  • Printing method: Letterpress
Canada wide shipping & returns

Shipping 

  • Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
  • Canada Wide Shipping: from coast to coast — rates at checkout
  • Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box

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Returns

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused hard good items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.

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Local pickup & delivery

Delivery: 

  • Delivered by hand across Toronto and the GTA. 
  • Next business day; same-day when you call the shop.
  • Local GTA delivery starts at $14
  • Call for a quote outside of the GTA

Pickup: Order online by 3pm and collect it the same day at:

702 Queen St. W.,
Toronto, ON M6J 1E7
437-777-5021

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What people are saying

Congratulations Without the Clip-Art Stork

Every milestone in American life has been assigned a mascot, and none of them were consulted. Graduates get the owl in the mortarboard, hooting about how wise they've become, eighty thousand dollars later. New parents get the stork, a bird legally incapable of delivering anything. Retirees get the sailboat, drifting toward a horizon labelled "freedom" in a font last seen on a funeral program. The greeting card industry congratulates people the way a form letter does: sincerely, and about nothing. We made these cards because milestones deserve honesty. The diploma is expensive. The baby is loud and will remain loud. Retirement is recess with a pension, and everyone at the office knows exactly which meetings you will not miss. Saying so out loud is not cynicism — it's the whole reason the party is fun. So each card here leads with the true thing, letterpressed into cardstock with actual weight, foil-stamped like an award, and blank inside for the part only you can write: the memory, the debt figure, the cash. Congratulations should sound like someone who was paying attention. The owl was not paying attention. The owl has never once attended a graduation. You have, and it shows.

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Pressed, Foiled, and Blank on Purpose. — Chive Greeting Cards

Chive Studio has been marking occasions since 2004, and our position on milestones hasn't moved: celebrate the person, tell the truth about the event. Every congratulations card here is designed in-house, set in metal type, pressed into heavyweight cardstock, and foil-stamped — a production process considerably more ceremonial than most of the ceremonies it attends. The blank inside is deliberate. Graduations, babies, retirements, and escapes from bad jobs all deserve words chosen by someone who was actually there, and that someone is you. We just make sure the card looks important enough to survive the fridge door for a decade.

About our studio

Inside the Chive Design Studio

No wrapping skills required. We'll make the gift look like you tried harder than you did.

Frequently asked questions

Does it come with an envelope?

Yes — every card ships with a matching envelope, ready to write, seal, and send.

What size is the card?

Each card measures 4.8" tall by 3.5" wide — letterpress printed and stamped in gold or silver foil.

Is the inside blank, or is there a printed message?

Blank inside, on purpose — because you can write better than we can.

How does it ship?

Every card ships in a rigid mailer, so it arrives just as crisp as the day it was pressed.

Who designs these cards?

We do — every card is designed in-house at Chive Studio, the same way we've done it since 2004. No licensed clip art, no committee, no algorithm that thinks you'd also enjoy a golf pun. One of us thought of it, one of us pressed it, and now it's your problem.

Should I get gold or silver foil?

Whichever one you like — it's purely personal choice, and we refuse to invent a rule about it. Gold reads warmer, silver reads sharper, and the joke hits identically in both. Where a design offers both, pick the one that suits the recipient, or the one that suits you. They're not going to send it back.

What kind of paper are the cards printed on?

110 lb cardstock — the heavy stuff. Thick enough to survive the mail, the fridge door, and several years of being rediscovered in a drawer and laughed at again. Letterpress printing needs paper with some spine, and this has it.

Can you ship the card directly to the recipient?

Yes. Put their address at checkout and it goes straight to them. Just remember the inside is blank — if you want it to say something, ship it to yourself first, write the thing, and mail it like your grandmother would have. We press them; the sentiment is your department.
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