Alright, plant enthusiasts and measurement mavens, let's dive into the thrilling world of pot sizes and plant pairing! Grab your rulers and put on your thinking caps, because we're about to embark on a journey that's part botany, part geometry, and all excitement (if you're into that sort of thing)

Measuring Your Pot

First, let's tackle the oh-so-complex task of how to measure a plant pot. According to the internet's infinite wisdom (and by that, I mean a quick Google search), there are two main ways to measure a pot:

1. Diameter: This is the distance across the top of the pot, from one side to the other. It's like measuring your waistline, but less depressing.

2. Volume: This is typically measured in gallons or liters, for those who like their measurements with a side of liquid analogy.

Now, here's a mind-blowing fact: a 1-gallon pot is roughly equivalent to an 8-inch diameter pot. I know, contain your excitement. For every 2-inch increase in diameter, you're looking at about a 2-gallon increase in volume. It's like magic, but with more dirt involved.

Let's move on to our pot size suggestions, shall we?

Our favorite 10, 12, 14 and 16 inch plants

For the 10-inch pot (approximately 3 gallons):

1. Monstera deliciosa: Because nothing says "I'm a hip plant parent" like a cheese plant that's trying to take over your living room.

2. ZZ Plant (Zamioculcas zamiifolia): For those who want a plant that thrives on neglect and low light, much like that forgotten gym membership.

For the 12-inch pot (approximately 5 gallons):

1. Fiddle Leaf Fig (Ficus lyrata): Perfect for those who enjoy a good challenge and have a penchant for plant drama.

2. Bird of Paradise (Strelitzia): When you want to pretend you're on a tropical vacation without leaving your living room.

For the 14-inch pot (approximately 7 gallons):

1. Snake Plant (Sansevieria): Because sometimes you need a plant that can survive nuclear winter and still look good.

2. Rubber Plant (Ficus elastica): For when you want a plant that's as flexible as your excuses for forgetting to water it.

For the 16-inch pot (approximately 10 gallons):

1. Elephant Ear (Alocasia): For when you want a plant that's as dramatic as your aunt at Thanksgiving dinner.

2. Kentia Palm: When you want to feel like you're in a fancy hotel lobby without the hefty room service bill. 

And let's not forget about the wild world of growing mediums. While traditional soil is the old standby, adventurous plant parents might want to explore the exciting realm of leca (lightweight expanded clay aggregate). It's like giving your plants their own personal pebble beach. Just be prepared for some confused looks when you explain that your plants live on clay balls.

Remember, when choosing a pot size, think about your plant's future. That cute little ficus might look adorable in a 6-inch pot now, but in a year, it'll be begging for more room faster than a teenager outgrowing their clothes. So, unless you want your plant to throw a root-bound temper tantrum, it's time to play the ultimate game of "Will It Fit?"

As a general rule, choose a pot that's 1-2 inches larger in diameter than the current size of the plant's roots. Think of it as giving your plant a pair of slightly roomy pants - comfy enough to grow into, but not so baggy they're tripping over themselves. This golden ratio provides just enough space for your plands to spread their roots without feeling like it's lost in the Grand Canyon. After all, we're aiming for "cozy new pad," not "empty warehouse where echoes go to die." Your plants may be drama queens, but they don't need that much of a stage to perform on!

In conclusion, whether you're housing a monstrous monstera, a finicky ficus, or a slithering snake plant, remember that the perfect pot is out there somewhere. It might take some trial and error, a few measuring mishaps, and possibly a small fortune in pottery, but hey, that's the joy of indoor gardening, right?

So go forth, brave plant parents, and may your indoor jungle thrive in whatever size pots you choose. Just don't blame me when your living room starts looking like a forgotten corner of the Amazon rainforest. Happy planting, and may your measurements always be accurate!