Who needs a boyfriend when you have a plant? - Greeting Card
Pickup available at A.N. Deringer c/o Chive Inc
Usually ready in 24 hours
One Card Is Never Enough:
Pick a favorite, then grab a few more so you're not caught empty-handed next month.
Run the comparison honestly. One candidate remembers nothing, cancels nothing, and has never once explained a text message three days late, because it sends none. It stays where it was placed. It grows — measurably, visibly, in a direction you can point to. It costs less than dinner and improves the air instead of the mood. The other candidate is a boyfriend. This card takes no permanent position on romance; it simply notes that for the current season — this apartment, this peace, this particular stretch of uninterrupted Sunday mornings — the green candidate is winning every category that gets audited. The vacancy remains open. The plant, meanwhile, has already been promoted.
- Occasion/category:
- Tone: Funny
- Inside status: Blank inside
- Paper finish: Uncoated/Matte
- Paper weight: 110lb
- Inclusion: White envelope
- Printing method: Letterpress
Shipping
- Standard: 5–8 business days, Express 2–3 business days (at checkout)
- Canada Wide Shipping: from coast to coast — rates at checkout
- Packaging Ships: in outer box to protect gift box
Returns
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery on unused hard good items in original packaging. If your piece arrives damaged, contact us within 7 days with a photo and we will replace it at no charge.
Delivery:
- Delivered by hand across Toronto and the GTA.
- Next business day; same-day when you call the shop.
- Local GTA delivery starts at $14
- Call for a quote outside of the GTA
Pickup: Order online by 3pm and collect it the same day at:
702 Queen St. W.,
Toronto, ON M6J 1E7
437-777-5021
We are open for in-store shopping
Mon to Thurs: 12pm - 7pm
Fri to Sun: 11am - 7pm
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